15 Things you Shouldn't do with your Beard

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Here are the Rules:

1.  Don’t treat your beard like a topiary

2. Don’t trim away the beardiest parts

3. Don’t even think about a goatee - See #2

4. Don’t let your beard just grow - In other words don't look like Matthew McConaughey...just don't

5. Don’t accessorize your beard - No elastics, beads, food, Christmas decorations. 

6. Don’t leave food in your beard - See #5

7. Don’t trim your beard into a point - Your not Satan, only he can rock that

8. Don’t short-change the mustache- Take care of that too.

9. Don’t forget the neckbeard - In other words, you want to show your neck.  You aren't a bear.  

10. Don’t shave the cheeks down too deep - I want pork chops on my face, said no one ever.

11. Don’t shave a hard line into your beard’s neckline - Natural but not a bear.  See # 9

12. Don’t dye your beard - Got it? Good.

13. Don’t do whatever Mickey Rourke did - I don't even know what it is but I don't recommend it 

14. Don’t Travolta your beard - He's not cool anymore

15. Don’t go all Castaway with your beard - If you do I will get you a soccer ball and you can name it Wilson. 

Want this look?

Hair - [Deadwool] Undercut hair - wild - medium brown (NEW AT SHINY SHABBY)

Beard - [Deadwool] Full beard - brown - There are 4 versions of the mustache included (NEW AT SHINY SHABBY)

Necklace - [CX] Vagrant's Necklace (Silver) (NEW AT THE MENS DEPT)

Tattoo - Speakeasy - Descendants Tattoo (NEW AT MENS ONLY MONTHY) 

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